Thank you for celebrating with us. Your presence is the greatest gift.
Which is exactly why smartphones are cringe and banned.
kill your algorithms, delete social media, go back to the land/real world.
on your death bed i hope you don’t think to yourself “wow, all i did for the last 10 years was be on my phone”. mute the giant group chat that includes the entire world, donald fuck, elon fuck, reddit, infinite bots, etc.
